Saw this on Esylie's journal and it looked like fun so...here's some junk about me.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Left over skin and junk from a pimple on my nose. Exciting, I know.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Penny Arcade Juicebringer Knight Poster.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Snoring and teeth grinding. I don't sleep talk, but I will sometimes sit up when I'm half asleep and talk nonsense to the nearest person.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I'd like to say mostly rock. Yes, I'd very much like to say that.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Yes. It was party time. Or morphing time.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
My sweetheart in my arms.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My sweetheart being in my arms.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My sweetheart and my arms.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'6"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Ssssssssometimes.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Ssssssssometimes.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I don't even know anymore, it was a long time ago.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Drowning. That is not cool, man.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I don't really have any such preferences.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
At some kind of boardwalk-type place.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Man, I don't really want either...but I guess I'd rather have an energy drink.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Bacon

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Bacon

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Bac-...er, blue

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I don't think I have.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I can't remember that far back!

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
On anyone other than my sweetheart? Not really, no.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
WELL ACCORDING TO ESYLIE DOUBLE-JOINTED-NESS DOESN'T EXIST, so I have loose ligaments in my hands, specifically the ligaments where my fingers are connected to to my hand. I can bend my fingers back to make a 90 degree angle with the back of my hand. It was so weird to find out that this was not a normal thing.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Uh...I like Adidas, I guess.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
HAHAHA
I AM SO FUCKING CLEVER

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes, I guess, since my sweetheart's a brunette. I'd still love her if her hair was blond, though. As I said, no preference with hair color.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash.

Be water my friend."

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Home, wherever that may be for me at any given moment in my life.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Why, yes! Yes I have!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Puppy dog faces.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
The most famous people I've met are a couple of webcomic writers and artists...

37. FIRST JOB?
Doing landscaping with my father.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
They always know that it's me...

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Sure.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Just reading my text book.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
If having my wisdom teeth removed counts, then yes.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST
This isn't something I keep track of, but if I had to pick something then I'd say my eyebrows. I'm not exactly sure why.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No, not yet.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
For someone to pay for my tuition. That's never gonna happen, though, so just give me a day with my sweetheart.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Just one. Jacob if it's a boy and for a girl...well, I'm still working on that one.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I'm named after the Bible dude that got swallowed up by the whale.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
If it turns out that the girl actually has a penis, I call it quits.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Cross Country/Track (they're kinda one thing)

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Head and Shoulders

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alWRITE with me.
HAHAHA

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Procrastina

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I don't think I am.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Goodness no! I don't know how the friends I have right now can stand me!

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
I am indifferent to the idea.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
No more or less than other attributes like personality, hygiene, so on, and whatever.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Do you remember that scene in Final Fantasy X where Tidus gets Yuna to release some of her frustrations by laughing heartily? I don't do that. I just play video games and listen to music from Mecha anime.

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I supposed I'd rather gain 58, because losing 58 at this point would mean that I'd be pretty damn malnourished.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
TRANSFORMERS

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Sixty-one

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I neither hated nor liked Barney.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
I'm resisting the urge to use it right now.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
POTATOES TODAY, POTATOES FOREVER

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Lack of a robotic mainframe.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Swift is my only nickname, and that's one I had to give myself. ;_;

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
The power to move you.
I AM SO FUCKING ORIGINAL

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
CSI: Miami

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
With explosions and flying kicks.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookies n' cream all day, every day.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
I believe so, yes.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Yeah, my laptop.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Some homework, some relaxing; nothing much.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Just somewhere with my sweetheart.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
They don't have to if they don't want to.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
As of this moment, "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
Tanya, my sweetheart.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Skin. It's like...all over the body and whatnot.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Anything and everything I can do to just chill and relax. I so enjoy just taking it easy.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Pumpkin pie.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Spring.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Chocolate bars with nothing else. Just chocolate on chocolate on chocolate.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes. He was my BRO and I miss him so.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR?
Dark brown.

87. SHOE SIZE?
Eight and a half to nine usually fit me well.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Jack-in-the-Box

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Chili's

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yeah, it's pretty good.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Yeah, I watched CSI: Miami this morning.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Any day I'm with my sweetheart.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I used to almost be able to play the guitar moderately well.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I guess I'm a Democrat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Bothatoncebothatoncebothatonce

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
I got some Famous Amos cookies from a vending machine today.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I can't afford a sex change.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
C++ Programming textbook, Personality textbook, Prebles' Artforms textbook

100. RANDOM FACT TIME!
I once wrote a parody of the song Flavor of the Week by American Hi-Fi. My parody was about having an itchy groin area and it was AWESOME.